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the butthole surfers is very good band music songs to listen to!
eating good food is to enjoy the food.. if you do not enjoy food then you are not eating right food.find the food that you desire and eat.
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where were u wen computer soda die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
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"no"
So don't expect nothin' to make no sense
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Why does this page even exist? this whole situation could have been avoided if the obsession was never sparked, but oh well, the idea prevails... godspeed...
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There's a thing called moon. It's a chocolate bar. It's 10 dollars, 10 dollars!
There's a burger in Vegas, called 'Burger'.
WHOA Did you guys see that skeleton run across the screen?
Your cat was like "oh no no girl, we're not getting a dog, don't even think about it.
My name is Anderdingus
Instead, eat grilled chicken.
Crash into a nearby lamp pst to draw attention to the situation
Who remembers the infinity stones?
My name is Human Velocity. How old are you? I'm 4 years old. You are the youngest person ever!
Whatchu know bout gaming, when you game all day and you game all night, and your parents are telling get off the ga ame, and go outsi ide
Just doing the things that pass the time i suppose...
running out of ideas very quickly
hopefully i can get out of here quickly
So damn sleep deprived i can barely even type correctly... yeesh
I NEED TO STAY MOTIVATED I NEED TO GET THIS DONE
MORE BRAIN POWER NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW PLEASE PLEASEEEEE
why does english noyt lok like english
I started this page as a stupid little parody page out of boredom but then i started adding cryptic scary shit for whatever reason (IM NOT THINKING CLEARLY RIGHT NOW) and now im just using these text snippets as my thought journal
im in some sort of flow state i think...
this page has lost its meaning. this is officially just my fuck around page
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everything i do is stupid
am i even me
is this even really part of my website
this goes nowhere
this doesnt
this goes nowhere aswell
not this one
not this one either
dont even think about it
not working
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no
not at all
dont click
stop
dont even
not ever
not working at all
quit it
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THIS SHIT IS A FORM OF ART!
Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?
So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
AITA for not telling my wife about all the hitchhikers I killed in the 70s?
Back when I (68M) was a young and dumb twenty-something, I spent a few carefree years in Southern California torturing, and murdering hitchhikers. I don't want any judgement from SJWs about this, please, if you didn't live in Cali in the 1970s, you wouldn't understand. It was just what we did back in those days. Eventually I grew up, got married, had three beautiful kids, and was content to look at my trophies and polaroids, and maybe kill the occasional drifter on special occasions.
The other day, my wife (37F) found the hidden panel in my basement wall where I keep all the old memories, and she went ballistic. I tried to calm her down, explained that, firstly, they were all dudes, so she shouldn't exactly be getting jealous. Second, they're all dead, so it's not like she's going to have to worry about me leaving her for any of them. Third, there were like three or four other guys doing the same thing around then, and they took the credit for most of my kills. I was very careful, covered my tracks, rarely finished inside them. I don't know why she's got her knickers in such a twist.
Quite frankly, I'm feeling really hurt about the whole thing. We've been together for nearly thirty years, and she's thinking about leaving me over something like this? Maybe I should have been more honest, but I was raised to see this as men's business, not something you involve your old lady in.
Am I the asshole?
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
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